I wrote this in 2017 and given Trump’s galactically reprehensible behavior recently it’s about time to reconsider his origins:
Many have speculated that President Trump’s election success and his life in general is only understandable if we posit he’s an undocumented space alien. Huffington Post in March 2017 ran a story by Alan Singer, “Twitter Is Buzzing With Donald Trump ‘Space Alien’ Rumors,” and he may be right. Perhaps, Trump is merely the host organism for an obscene extraterrestrial being.
Putting this theory to the test, our TWSA Biological Astrophysics specialists joined our High School Graphics Interns to produce the image below by combining the starscape as it existed on Trump’s birthday, June 14, 1946 supplemented by our interns’ conception of the Trumpian embryo entering earth orbit on that day.
Image copyright, Michael V. Matheron 2017
Also, this year, The Nevada County Scooper opined, “Trump’s mystery hairdo is not a badly constructed wig nor is it a desperately coiffed comb over. It’s an alien spider that has woven a dense, messy web as camouflage as it sucks intelligence out of The Donald’s brain.” Yet, what intelligence might be gleaned from that particular brain? The question of Trump’s origins bedevils most Americans. His antics are not just “un-presidential,” they’re “”reverse-presidential.” How did the Twilight Zone miss that prediction?