Lauren Boebert Update – Inconvenient Facts

Yes, her again. In her Beetlejuice fiasco apology, Rep. Lauren Boebert lied about an important aspect of her “date night” at the musical Beetlejuice, akin to an inconvenient fact. As a general rule, lying when you’re professing to tell the truth is a bad idea. This is doubly true for Lauren Boebert, a habitual liar; her lies are easily fact-checked. Inside and out of the Capitol building she tells whoppers. Moreover, lying when issuing a statement seeking sympathy adds another dimension to just plain lying – stupidity (which she’s famously done before). If, like Boebert, you are in the professional class of liars, one must be vigilant: don’t lie stupidly. As we wrote about Trump here, that makes things significantly worse, witness Seinfeld’s George Costanza.

In this case, her apology gave the clear impression that her date at Beetlejuice was a casual affair, seemingly a first date. She gave credence to that by avowing, with a tinge of humor, “I learned to check party affiliations before you go on a date,” as in, “I didn’t know he was a Democrat.” In fact, she knew him and his party of choice quite well: Quinn Gallagher, 46, a Democrat and co-owner of Hooch Craft Cocktail Bar which has hosted drag shows and pro-LGBTQ+ events. Importantly to this saga, they had been dating for some time, “under the radar.

Seriously?

Is this worth grousing about? Well, yes, a qualified yes, let’s not get carried away. Her lie is small compared to her still active lies about the 2020 election, and LGBTQ+ “grooming.” What’s important here is that Boebert lied about her relationship with Gallagher. Why hide it? Was it due to his co-ownership of a bar that hosts drag queen shows and LBGTQ+ events? She’s no friend to that community, having said this about the Equality Act :

Inconvenienced

It’s likely that she didn’t want any inconvenient facts to muddy her somewhat humorous apology to her constituents. So, she reflexively lied about the relationship with Gallagher by styling it like a first date simply to try to bury the other, more politically dangerous, inconvenient fact that her date co-owns an LGBTQ+-friendly bar. Some of her constituents may not applaud her for that, and her bid for reelection is none too certain already. She’s been, overall, an embarrassment, now this. In 2022 she won by a mere 546 votes, and in late August polls show her in a dead-heat with her challenger, Adam Frisch.

And as mentioned above, it’s stupid lying, easily uncovered by simple googling, and that is why it matters more than a garden variety white lie. She ought to be careful, in a close reelection race, all lies are worthy of careful vetting.

Rep. Lauren Boebert Introduces Bill to Allow Her to Vape, Sing, and Dance at Musicals

Rep. Lauren Boebert has had enough of people interrupting her when she exercises her constitutional rights. And after recently being escorted out of a Denver performance of the musical “Beetlejuice” for “disruptive behavior” she’s doing something about it. Introduced this morning, the Unleash Lauren Boebert Act (ULBA) was accompanied by a spokesperson’s explanation:

Lauren Boebert attends the musical “Oklahoma!”

“Congresswoman Lauren Boebert today introduces legislation to enforce her constitutional rights. The abrupt and illegal way that she was escorted out of a Bettlejuice musical performance has shocked the nation. Let’s review the reason for this unconstitutional outrage. She and her date were simply enjoying the musical in the same way we all do: by vaping, singing along with the music, clapping in rhythm, and energetically dancing while showing her appreciation of the cast by shouting ‘Whoop! Whoop!! Whoop!!!’ When she happily attempted to join the cast onstage, security thugs directed her to leave the theater. Not wanting to cause a disturbance she and her date quietly complied.

The Unleash Lauren Boebert Act, or ULBA, will forevermore enforce Ms. Boebert’s right to happiness, as set out in the Declaration of Independence. In addition, it reinforces her first amendment right to free speech and dance, however lewd, loud, and inappropriate according to freedom hating communists. Freedom means freedom, especially since no physical injuries were inflicted on members of the audience. This legislation will allow the congresswoman to behave in a way that she believes leads to her happiness. This includes all federal, state, or community theaters for any performance where she is present including memorial services, grade school plays, church performances, and State of the Union speeches. Violations will include fines and considerable jail time. Ms. Boebert demands that the mealy mouthed Speaker of the House move this to a vote without delay, or else. Mr. Speaker, unleash Lauren Boebert! Thank you. I will take no questions, absolutely none.”