Nikki Haley: No Success with Secession, Part One

. . . if Texas decides they want to do that [secede] they can do that,
but I don’t think that if that whole state says we don’t want to be
part of America anymore I mean that’s their decision to make . . .”

Nikki Haley, January 31, 2024, speaking on The Breakfast Club

“Asking the U.S. if you can secede from it is a bit like asking your iPhone if you can use it
as an iron lung. It’s not built to do that, and also: No.”

“So you want to secede from the U.S.: A four-step guide,” Washington Post, July 26,2016

“What the Constitution says repeatedly is once you’re in (as a state), you’re in. 
If people want to secede, they are allowed to leave; they just can’t take the land and the water with them. There is a lawful way to secede – it’s called emigration. They can move to Canada.”

Akhil Reed Amar, Sterling Professor of Law and Political Science at Yale University

Secession 101

Oops! I did it again . . .

Nikki Haley’s relationship with the Constitution is somewhat distant when it comes to secession. In 2010, for example, she gave almost a verbatim version of her comments last Wednesday. Then, she was asked directly by the pro-Confederacy group Sons of Confederate Veterans whether states have the right to secede, and she replied, “I think that they do, I mean, the Constitution says that.” She hasn’t learned the correct answer in the intervening 14 years. In fact, the Constitution has no provision permitting secession.

No state may legally secede based only upon the will of that state’s people. In the post Civil War year of 1869, in Texas v. White, the Supreme Court settled the issue when Chief Justice Salmon Chase wrote, 

More recently, in 2020, Justice Antonin Scalia observed in a letter to a screenwriter researching secession, “If there was any constitutional issue resolved by the Civil War, it is that there is no right to secede. (Hence, in the Pledge of Allegiance, ‘one Nation, indivisible.’)” The screenwriter’s brother reported that Justices Sam Alito, Clarence Thomas, and Stephen Breyer responded in the same spirit and noted that “the responding troika of Scalia-Alito-Thomas form 3/4 of the conservative wing[.]” That’s principled conservatism.

Then, what are the arguments that the Constitution permits secession, implicitly, if not explicitly? I’ll tackle that in a post next week.

Expelled from Texas House, family values champion Bryan Slaton to pursue women’s studies at Baptist seminary

Michael V. Matheron, May 19, 2023

"When God whispers in my ear I damn sure listen!"

Michael V. Matheron, May 19, 2023

On May 9, Texas House of Representatives member Bryan Slaton, was expelled from the legislature for a variety of abuses of a 19 year old woman office intern, including sexual harassment, plying her with alcohol in violation of state law age requirements, and for engaging in sexual intercourse with a staff member contrary to a legislative prohibition. See the House Committee on General Investigation report:

Mr. Slaton, anticipating his expulsion, resigned one day before it and has thus far offered no apology or remorse for his admitted actions. As a legislator he was a hard right wing Freedom Caucus member, and, according to The Texas Tribune was “a prominent anti-LGBTQ lawmaker who has described drag performers as ‘perverted adults,’ allegedly invited the [intern] to his Austin apartment and gave her a large cup of rum and coke, then refilled it twice. The committee said she was rendered unable to ‘effectively consent to intercourse and could not indicate whether it was welcome or unwelcome.'”

Among his legislative achievements he promoted MAGA-type bills that would enable Texas (in his mind) to secede from the union, and another bill to abolish and criminalize abortions, subjecting women and physicians who perform them to face death penalty criminal charges, and regularly tried to stop the House from naming bridges or streets without first voting to abolish abortion. 

Unsurprisingly, the deeply religious Slaton claims a strong family values pedigree, holding degrees from Ouachita Baptist University and a Master of Divinity degree from Southwestern Baptist Theological Seminary, as well as a slew of youth ministry posts.

Nevertheless, ten days after his expulsion, he’s still overwhelmed by his own lack of understanding of “why what happened happened and what happened?” Flummoxed by his downfall, he’s taken full advantage of the privileges of his divinity degrees to speak directly with God about it.

Today, he told our They Will Say ANYTHING! reporter Marvin Shultz:

One thing I learned from this is I just don’t understand females very well at all. In fact, God told me, straight up: ‘As far as women are concerned you’re too stupid to live, and if you want to continue to live you better get your ass in gear.’ Well, when God chews me out I listen! Understand?

I need to find out what makes them tick. Especially, what makes 19 year old lady interns tick. You know? Women’s studies at Southwestern Baptist will teach me how to legally and biblically subordinate females while still showing respect for her feminine side and to take her feelings into my thinking if they’re rational. That can only be a win-win. I plan to take classes in female subjects like dancing, lesbianism, chit chatting, and such like. I’m looking forward to the internship requirement – imagine I’ll be the intern for a female! And that has some promising possibilities. Do you understand? Do you feel me?

Our reporter didn’t and wouldn’t.

Here’s The REAL “Texas Miracle”

August 14, 2011

Creating another Texas miracle?

What Texas Miracle . . .?  Jobs miracle . . .?  Well yes, if you consider that Texas sports among the lower median hourly wage in the country ($11.00/hour) . . . and that wages have grown less that 3/4% in the last four years, as opposed to around 4.5% nationally . . . and that Texas has the highest number of workers in the U.S. making the minimum wage ($7.25/hour) . . . So much of Perry’s miracle employment – the jobs miracle he boasts – results in very low paying jobs.

Check it out: the median Texas wage is $11.00/hour. That means half of all workers make $11.00 or less per hour, and my guess is there are a lot of folks making less than $11.00/hour since Texas, on Rick Perry’s watch, leads the nation in the number of workers making minimum wage. Well, a 40-hour week at $11.00/hr. yields $440/week/pre-Federal taxes (there’s no Texas income tax, that would be socialism). One can eke out a living at $440/week but recall that Texas also boasts the highest percentage of people without health insurance, 25%. So, even with Texas’s somewhat low cost of living and housing expenses, how far does that $440/week go? What jobs miracle is that?  There’s a lot of wage slavery, and that’s no miracle.

Rick Perry, now, in what passes for “legitimacy” in the GOP, is a legitimate contender for the GOP nomination. I’ll follow him here like a foxhound on a hunt because I think he’s the front runner. So, the Governor is very proud of his miraculous touch, but the data doesn’t lie. Governor, you should know that in Texas, they say, “You can put your boots in the oven, but that don’t make em biscuits.”